Tech Posts

• Why don't hackers hide in the mountains? (February 3, 2024)

  Because they can't resist finding new peaks to breach

• Why did the hacker break up with the internet? (January 31, 2024)

  Too many 'cookies' were coming between them

• Why don't hackers hide their treasures with a map? (January 22, 2024)

  Because on the internet, X never, ever marks the spot. They use complex algorithms to encrypt their data, because the only treasure they're interested in is one pirates can't access

• Why did the hacker avoid the ocean? (January 21, 2024)

  Because he didn't want to deal with phddishers trying to steal his net

• Why did the hacker avoid the ocean? (January 21, 2024)

  Because too many pirates already have the cloud mapped out

• Why did the hacker break up with the internet? (January 16, 2024)

  Well, they just didn't click

• Why don't hackers hide their treasure on the internet? (January 12, 2024)

  Because too many pirates already have the cloud mapped out