Tough Mudder Training regime suggestions

Hilarity!  While building my Tough Mudder training regime , I came across these suggestions: 

- “I get drunk, go into a biker bar, and find the biggest, baddest looking guy there, and ask him if he is Richard Simmons.”
- “I’m not. I’m just gonna wing it.”
- “Sexual intercourse.”
- “YooHoos and ding dongs.”
- “Eating crushed glass and wrestling giraffes to the ground…”
- “I’m doing the event at the end of October. With not being a runner, I’m currently running on week nights, adding a mile to my goal each week. “Hopefully” I’ll be in running condition by the end of the Summer. Then will come the upper body part.”
- “I fight bears.”
- “Marlboros, beers and then a good run with my dog.”
- “Tazering myself and lighting a sleeve on fire while I workout.”
- “Running 4 times a week. Weight training! Eating healthy.”
- “By doing Tough Mudders all year round!!!”
- “Praying…a lot.”
- “I am alternating between p90x, Insanity, and the TM Boot Camp listed on the website.”
- “Cold showers!”
- “I’m drinking a thick glass of mud every morning for breakfast.”
- “I did the tough mudder recommended training that’s on the site. I did that for 3 months 3 times a week. Tough Mudder vt was amazing training def helped. Also I lost 26 pounds and I’m a size 2 when I used to be size 7!!!”
- “Binge Drinking and Chain smoking.”
- “Lots of whiskey.”
- “A little snowboarding, a little trail running, some white water rafting, two weeks on Mt Hood and some TRX… man I had better step it up, I’m getting soft in my old age.”
- “Beating myself over the face and running a lap every time someone mentions Tim Tebow.”
- “Starting a year ago I did p90x twice. Then starting in february I started running every other day with p90x discs in between. I’ve ran 170 miles so far. Tons of hill running mixed with body weight exercises. lots of water, no fast food.”
- “Drinking Dos Equis.”
- “Arm wrestling Chuck Norris. Once I beat him, I’ll be ready.”
- “Shake weight.”