Hilarious law enforcement educational video - Who is a hacker?

These videos are why it is easier to explain "I am a rent-a-cop" than to describe information security. The scary part: This 1995 video was used to educate law enforcement.  The scarier part: the updated videos are not much better. I wonder if this fictional hacker meets his end in Untraceable.

 "Hacking is easy."

"You might as well give me the keys to your front door. I'm going to get into your system."