Based in San Francisco Bay Area, Securesql is a blog by John Menerick. His insights dissect complex systems, offering a masterclass in cyber guardianship through expert analysis and cutting-edge protective strategies.

Why do hackers never get locked out of their houses?

Because they always find a backdoor! But when one hacker lost his keys, he couldn't get in because the house implemented two-factor authentication. So, he stood there, shivering, because he lacked the one thing every hacker needs: physical security.

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Why don't hackers hide in the mountains?