Cartman: "You know what's like hackers, dudes? They're like the underpants gnomes. Step 1: Hack stuff. Step 2: Uh... Step 3: Profit, I guess?"

Stan: "Dude, hackers are the chaos wizards of the digital realm. They cast spells with their keyboards, and suddenly your cat videos turn into ninja squirrel battles!"

Kyle: "So I met this hacker who tried to teach me about encryption. It's like trying to explain the meaning of life to a squirrel. Squirrel's just thinking, 'Got any nuts?'"

Butters: "Golly, hackers sound like some real-life superheroes, don't they? But instead of capes, they wear hoodies and save the world from evil computer viruses!"

Randy: "Hackers, huh? They're like the rebellious teenagers of the internet. 'I'm gonna break into this mainframe, Mom, and there's nothing you can do about it!'"

Chef: "You see, children, hackers are the digital chefs of the internet. They cook up all sorts of recipes with ones and zeroes. But watch out for the spicy malware!"